Pick your strategy or post your own!
10. Get a life make friends in the real world. Are you Exo? Can't make friends because your a robot? no. 9 is not for you!
9. Get a girlfriend those are nice sometimes. If you have one already try a new one? She's obviously not doing their job.
9-1. Get a boyfriend if girlfriends aren't your cup of tea!
8. Play board games with your family. Hate your family? play board games with yourself!
7. Watch tv! Hate tv? try YouTube
6. Live life in the fast lane, don't play GTA V, live it!
5. Don't want to go to jail? Go outside enjoy nature!
4. Of course why go outside when you can play Minecraft.
3. Go through the Play Station store and obsessively play every free to play game.
2.Lay down staring into the beyond and imagine yourself playing Destiny.
1. Open the Destiny count down in your browser and cheer for every minute that passes.
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This proves that these forums were always toxic
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Did 2. Now I'm stuck in this nightmare.
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Necro
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I'm going to do #7 and watch Cosmos.
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I'm to the point of near death [spoiler] I've been following rule 1 for a long time now...[/spoiler]
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Masterbating is the key
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Personally my favorite pastime is falling down stairs
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Nah my girlfriends pretty great
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I am going to translate Twilight into Klingon. That should keep me occupied for a while.
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Need a new girlfriend then
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Eat Work Gym Shower Bar Cab Sleep Repeat
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>implying there is any pain
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Where duhfuq does" watch porn" fit? [spoiler]Giggity! [/spoiler]
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I'm trying 0 Make your own ip
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This is the worst list. You should add things like: Go around town jumping off park benches throwing water balloons at groups of people pretending they are nova bombs.
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Edited by DontHateTheBest: 6/26/2014 12:57:48 PM10. Smoke Weed 9. Fap 8. Take some Shrooms 7. Watch TV 6. Take some LSD 5. Get on Xbox 4. Eat 3. Take a huge shit 2. Fuck your girlfriend 1. Smoke some more weed.
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Im trying to understand 5.
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I bought Wolfenstein so that'll keep me occupied for like a day lmao
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Edited by Retro_Spective: 6/27/2014 4:57:18 AMOr go to the pub where you can forget about destiny for a few hours and the wife.
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Buy a Playstation ... at least you know a date and can get on with a real life until then. Problem solved, just the way bungie wanted.
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6 rules
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Watch South Park for number one ;)
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How about you just forget about destiny entirely, sell all your game consoles, and do normal people things.
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Your next clue is somewhere in a post where a man be lives the alpha was atrocious
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I'm getting stuff done around the house to build up brownie points with the wife so that when Destiny does come out I don't get in as much trouble for playing as much as I plan to.