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8/31/2010 6:17:45 PM
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Most disgusting thing to ever happen at your school.
Me, it was in middle school, and all the girls were called down for an assembly. After asking around afterwards, turns out this one girl had her period in the bathroom, so there was a ton of blood on the floor. Then, the girl smeared the blood all over the wall. The thought of it is disgusting.
You, flood?
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2 RepliesSome kid brought this bottle of this crazy hot sauce, which resulted in a lot of people having explosive shits everywhere, yet every one just used the bathrooms except for this one kid, who ended up puking on the floor, then tried to run home, but passed out in the field and shit himself
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2 RepliesI walked into the BOYS bathroom and in a stall, two girls were doing two girls no cup
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2 RepliesBiology teacher leaves a full class of 15 year olds around her desk, which has a pair of very large cows lungs with the windpipe still attached. Boy A grabs the windpipe and inflates them by mouth, then points it into the face of boy B and removes his thumb from the pipe. Stinking fetid cow lung smell causes boy B to instantly go green then turn and throw up into the shocked open mouth of boy C, prompting multiple pupils to throw up everywhere. The teacher was out of the room for less than 30 seconds and all Hell had broken loose.
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3 RepliesEdited by PerilousLoki: 11/9/2014 3:21:14 AMOne time at school my friend was being pcked. I went over to the teacher to go ask for a pair of tweezers. She gets me them. -Spycrab mode initiated- I start walking sideways to him with the tweezers. I am finally in front of the bull, everyones staring at me. I take off my shirt and put the tweezers on my nipples. I pull my nipples off my chest and whisper in his ear "Stop being a faget." I begin my ritualistic song of the narwhales as I move around him spraying blood everywhere. I stop in front of him and smile, embracing the sweetness of death. Everyone applauds and cheers.
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5 RepliesSomeone shit in a urinal. Our whole school had an assembly about it after it happened
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3 RepliesI had to cut up a bulls eye at school. Nasty.
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Not [i]really[/i] disgusting. But my polish friend was eating a wrap (burrito) and accidentally spat some at my other friend who is really quite but a bit of an asshole, so he spits back and then the polish guy just throws half a burrito on the kids head and runs like a maniac. My friend went bright red (covered in all this red shit) and starts playing with his hair and it all sticks up, he cries slightly and goes home after a cursing fest to all the teachers, hilarious. (Guess you gotta be there).
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2 RepliesShhiit...everywhere
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6 Replies[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AndyPwns01 Posted this in another thread and people seem to think its not real. It is real, this kid had something seriously wrong with him, i think his parents split up that day or so i heard, or mayby he just needed the toilet real bad and when he realised he didnt make it he freaked. During an History lesson this retarded kid at the front suddenly started screaming, he got up and pulled down his pants then ran out the door (still screaming). We went to the door to see where he was going and it was a long corridor so we could see him for a while, turned out he had explosive diarrhoea and was -blam-ing all over the floor while he was running along. A teacher grabbed him and he started screaming louder, he bit the teacher and got free, he then took of his pants completely and started pissing himself while having explosive diarrhoea coming out of the back occasionally. He ran to the toilets and pissed on some year 7 that was by the urinal (so i was told). (By the way the rest of this is filled in by people unlucky enough to have been wandering the corridors) He smeared you know what all over the walls of the toilet then ran out and started to jack off while still running full speed through the corridors, he jizzed on an art display put up for parents evening that night then ran off and ran into a classroom, pushed some kid off his chair then sat in the chair (still half naked) and just sat there as if nothing was wrong. The whole class basically ran for it and the teacher called the police. Unsuprisingly we never heard from him again.[/quote] Real or not, I LOL'D so hard, and I rarely laugh.
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1 ReplyEdited by Zomper: 2/1/2015 4:15:06 AMkid at my lunch table snorted kool-aid powder with a caprisun straw and his nose started running while his snot turned red and the nurse was called over and she had to dig in his nose at the table while he was throwing up and he then craps himself its starts dripping onto the floor... [spoiler]the moral of the story is not to snort kool-aid powder[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesThe most disgusting thing to happen at my school was *drum roll please*[spoiler]...learning.[/spoiler]
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Saw a guy giving another guy a blowjob in the pe changing room toilets
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2 RepliesA Mexican student got in a lot of trouble (He was put back one year because he learned english) and the teacher took him outside. He was cussing him in spanish, and then he slapped the teacher. [i]Silence for 10 seconds[/i] While that was happening, the whole class was laughing at how the whole school heard him and the teacher yelling at each other. Then the teacher pulled the mexican student by the ear down the hallway to the principal's office. He was [b][i][u]SCREAMING[/u][/i][/b] I will sue you! I will sue you! Was so funny.
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There was this retarded ugly kid at school one day!! Hahahahahaha Yeah that was me..
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Exgf somewhat kinky tricked me into giving her oral why tricked? She was on her period. I soon discovered I'm a truly messed up individual. Why? The scent and taste of her blood didn't deter me it did the opposite... she was satisfied with her climax and the outcome of her cruel joke.
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This was at high school; we were at the Locker room when someone pooped himself, it smelled horrible
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3 RepliesThis wasn't at school but I saw it the other day and I feel the need to share it.
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bloody tampon hangin on the wall
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8 RepliesI kid used the urnal at school and pulled his pants all the way down to his ankles
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3 RepliesA dog ran into my class and started pukeing everywhere while trying to avoid being captured
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2 RepliesThis isn't that disgusting more wierd and scaring. Walking into the school gates and see 2 frogs bumping one on top of eachother
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Wasnt at school, amd I wasnt there, but a couple of mates had spent the night at another dudes house. When they got up they decided to wake n bake (these were my stoner days 😃). Unbeknownst to the others, one of them had a fart which he was planning to unleash, bare-arsed, into the face of another. He held onto it, and bided his time, waiting until someone was invested enough into a bong hit that they were defenseless, whereupon he leaped to his feet, tore down his trousers, shoved his arse into their face and strained to force out the fart which he'd backpocketed. He strained so hard he followed through a little, albeit somewhat explosively. Whilst I missed the actual incident, I bore witness to the shit-flecked bong and duvet that were victims of the follow-through. Somehow his victim escaped un-pooed on. 😕 The same guy once got so annoyed by people asking to use his lighter that he jumped up, shoved it between his bumcheeks, turned round and offered it to the person who'd just asked for it. And lo, the legend of Bumlighter was born. Why is it legend? It disappeared that very night and was never seen again. Somewhere in the world, there is an orange clipper lighter which has been up someones arse. Funnily enough, I never used an orange clipper again... 😅
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15 RepliesI pissed myself during 7th period cause my teacher is an asshole. Go ahead and make stupid remarks. I'm not ashamed.
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2 RepliesThis girl shit herself at school because the teacher didn't let her go..
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2 RepliesNot in my school but a sister of my m8s school anyway some boys were messing around and one guy decided to doggiepile and like 5 boys piled on top of each other, one boy got up and said "what's wrong with my vision" everybody looked at him in shock as he had a eyeball pop out of his socket.
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Kid in 7th grade was caught jerking off in general music class behind a folder. An 8th grader threatened another male 8th grader with a knife to suck his dick.
