[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AndyPwns01
Posted this in another thread and people seem to think its not real. It is real, this kid had something seriously wrong with him, i think his parents split up that day or so i heard, or mayby he just needed the toilet real bad and when he realised he didnt make it he freaked.
During an History lesson this retarded kid at the front suddenly started screaming, he got up and pulled down his pants then ran out the door (still screaming). We went to the door to see where he was going and it was a long corridor so we could see him for a while, turned out he had explosive diarrhoea and was -blam-ing all over the floor while he was running along.
A teacher grabbed him and he started screaming louder, he bit the teacher and got free, he then took of his pants completely and started pissing himself while having explosive diarrhoea coming out of the back occasionally. He ran to the toilets and pissed on some year 7 that was by the urinal (so i was told). (By the way the rest of this is filled in by people unlucky enough to have been wandering the corridors)
He smeared you know what all over the walls of the toilet then ran out and started to jack off while still running full speed through the corridors, he jizzed on an art display put up for parents evening that night then ran off and ran into a classroom, pushed some kid off his chair then sat in the chair (still half naked) and just sat there as if nothing was wrong. The whole class basically ran for it and the teacher called the police.
Unsuprisingly we never heard from him again.[/quote]
Real or not, I LOL'D so hard, and I rarely laugh.
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Who necro bumped this? Whoever did is a god.
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Me too!!
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Running and gunning takes on a whole new meaning.
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Holy crap it's pretty hard to make me laugh but this right here is [i]golden.[/i] I was out of breath.
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You sir, just made me laugh so hard :) god bless
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That was posted in 2010.