Welcome!!!! Welcome!!! I'd like everybody with a sense of humor and some creative writing (or the able to use replace all) to partake in this fun and overall positive thread. I will be hosting a competition to see who can create the best b.net moderator fan fic!!! Make sure to like this post and subscribe to my #lincoln tag and also make sure to share this thread with all your friends!!!! Anyway, I'll be picking the best three and they'll be winners of this thread. I suppose. Be creative!!!! Please note:[b] Do not post anything that violates the CoC. Nothing sexual!!! If you would like to do that send me a pm *wink* [/b] If you have a question on something regarding the CoC just pm Duardo. Why should you pm Duardo? Pm Duardo with all questions regarding pming Duardo. Now I'll provide my own sample fanfic. I'd like to thank regret for this one. I modified the story somewhat using replace all. Enjoy!!!: [spoiler]Duardo sat in his home playing videogames. His wall covered in games and the blinds were closed. There was loud noises outside but he couldn't hear since he was yelling at teammates for being plebs in the videogame. Suddenly bobcast comes crashing into the home. "AHH!" Screams Duardo Unfazed by the crash bobcast jumps to her feet and flys off. "Great now there is a huge hole in my apartment." Duardo complains As bobcast flys away she turns around apologizing. Duardo blushes a little, "well I can get someone to fix this pretty quick." The next day, Duardo went out to go get groceries, most likely instant noodles. While he was walking on the street he saw some street performers. The had a small monkey in a fez dancing. He was still walking when suddenly he hit his head on something. A girl in dressed in black and white. She had long black hair and smooth skin. She fell in front of revealing her underwear. The gentleman Duardo was he turned his head and covered his eyes. "I'm sorry. are you okay?" The girl said as she extended her hand for help. Duardo grabbed her hand and said, "N-no problem." Still fazed by the image of her underwear. He started walking again and realized she was behind him. He expected her to be going the same direction. He entered the supermarket and she entered with him. They both took carts "Are you going grocery shopping too?" he asked "Yep." He went over to drink aisle and picked up some mountain dew and went over to where the instant ramen. He looked at the large selection of noodles and saw one he liked. As he leaned in he hit his head again. He hit his head against the girl. She picked herself up. "I'm sorry, again." "No problem," Duardo said as he winced at the pain. He stood up and reached out his arm. "I'm Duardo." he introduced "FoMan123." as she shook his hand. They both took some noodles and went to the counter. In that time the prophet of regret was laughing up a storm and a worshipper of bobcast had his jaw dripped all the way to the ground. As they walked a small mouse appeared with a woman. FoMan123 somehow turned into a mature female with white hair. She quickly knocked out the woman as she threw a large pice of metal at Duardo. It hit him square on. Duardo woke up facing FoMan123. She sighed and put her hand on her chest. Duardo tried to get up but he couldn’t. His body felt numb for some reason. "I don't think you can move," she said, "Remember that metal object, it seems something in it opened and entered your body making you immobile. I'll be taking care of you until you're better." (Fast forwarding multiple days of feeding of porridge and relationship building) A woman smashed into his bedroom. She looks familiar. She had a small machine that pinged. She leaned over his body and said "I found you." She then placed a large sphere over his head . It felt like his skin was being ripped off. FoMan123 then entered the room and transformed. She hit the sphere off his head and threw it at the woman. The woman pulled out a gun of sorts and shot bobcast. "Why cant I move?"[/spoiler]