In full armor, Deej known famously as the Peg Boi stepped into the shower sliding the door closed behind him. The hot water Faucet squeaked as he turned it. He swayed his body sensually left and right under the gentle steamy spray as it rinsed the soapy suds from his armor plating. The door suddenly slid open, but Deej didn't turn to look. He knew exactly who was joining him. Figured it was only a matter of time, he said in his gruff voice. It was his trusty Ninja partner, Cozmo who stepped into the shower with him, and shut the door again. Deej could then feel something stiff and hot rubbing against the plating on the rear of his thigh. I warned you to never point a weapon at me, Deej said cooly. Cozmo slowly lifted his head above Deej's shoulder grazing the stubble on his jaw against the side of Deej's helmet. You afraid I'll shoot?, he replied. That depends, said Deej. What kind of shooting are we talking about here? Cozmo smiled as convincingly as his hideous face would allow. White hot Plasma, he whispered. The best kind. Deej could suddenly feel Cozmo's Plasma Pistol charging with a force he had never felt in all his years of experience in his years under the United Nations Space Command. And he found himself in an incredibly sticky situation. He then felt Cozmo press the pulsating weapon against his lower back. Deej quickly reached behind him and grabbed the hot quivering barrel of Cozmo's pistol. I knew right away I wouldn't be able to hold all that Plasma for long. Deej turned his head, smirking behind his visor. Better take your shot.
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Even though this is copy-pasta this is glorious
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Edited by STD Carrier Form: 3/21/2016 3:34:34 AMCredit goes to Jon for this glorious fan fiction about Arby 'n The Chief.
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So far you're winning
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That's enough internet today.
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He asked for fan fiction...