Okay, since this thread became a lot more popular than I originally expected, I will set an atmosphere to work with. I, Officer Nasty, shall play as the main protagonist. He is an honest cop in a corrupt city full of deviants and horrific crimes. Realizing he is overwhelmed, he requires help from the few remaining individuals who are sane enough to fight against an evil antagonist, who will be named soon, and his army of trolls and shitposters. Now, choose your roles, I will update the OP once I am sitting down on a PC. This thread will either be great entertainment or an epic disaster, the outcome is solely dependent on you.