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由Bucket of Tears编辑：
2/6/2015 2:24:35 PM
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How should Xur be publicly executed?
Post any relevant comments below.
EDIT: This is meant to be a funny post, not me bitching about Xur.
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10 回复Phogoth ass ramming xur while crota t bags him. Then rip his nut sack off and replace it with two heavy ammo synthesis. After that the death singer can splurge all her acidic period blood all over his face so it melts him away. Then some thralls can come dry hump him and a cursed thrall can come finish the job. And when he dies after that, his nut sack that we replaced with heavy ammo is going to glitch and disappear making xur a sackless little boy deprived of his pride....
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4 回复由Cowboysamurai369编辑： 3/28/2015 6:37:49 AMMUCH BETTER PLAN:*** He shouldn't . He's just a puppet . You have to attack the problem at it's source~ the Cryptarch. He's got Xur so hooked on Blow that we actually believe he is supposed to look that way. Bro , his hair floats cuz it's full of BLOW. His face is dark cuz he's from the Dark B LOW. He says weird sh*t constantly and twitches like he got spooked the Cops were in the tree , and he was about to bolt, but he stops and says some weird sh*t . BLOW. You know the little shuffle move I'm talkin about. The one that's like "I know what color blue is on Thursday and try t.. WHAT A FRUCKA WADTSA THUmbra not from here but my body is made from a trillion molecules. At the end the 9 will be here ... ". Blow. Only one man has connects that big , balls even bigger , the only motherfu€|<£r who will take your purple thang and make it blue... Cryptargh. So... We frame Crptagiggle with several kilos of Yayo in a green Engram , then when he tries to make bail , we snatch his Exotics and stuff em all in blues. Party all the time! Party all the time! PARTY all the tiiiime!!!
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What we should do is have a firing squad of guardians. Hunters will use golden gun on him then the warlocks will throw nova bombs at him then the titans will finish him off with a good ol fist of havoc. Payback for all the weeks that bastard screwed us guardians over.
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3 回复Of all the days to want to kill him, a day where he has maybe his best inventory yet seems like a strange one.
