Somebody once told me if you wanna -blam!- a pony I should get a filly into my bed She was looking kind of young, had no marking on her bum And a horn on the front of her forehead Well I won't stop thrustin till my nuts start bustin Get them while they're young, naive and still trustin Knew I was making an awful mess My brain says "no" but my cock says "yes" Old 'nuff to pee, old 'nuff for me So what's wrong with -blam!-ing the fillies? You'll never know if you don't try Rutting into those little white thighs [Chorus] Go on, it's okay now, don't need to be afraid Hey now, you're a fiddler, get your -blam!- on, get laid Those delectable foals Only stupid chumps like 'em old Moon's a cool place and they say it gets colder Beauty they say's in the eye o' the beholder The celestial guards beg to differ Judging by the "wanted" sign starring my picture When I get caught, I know I'm gettin flayed But I'll be damned if I'm stopping anyway I've got an itch for little white horse That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored [Chorus x2] Somebody once asked "was it worth it for the ass? Even the scandal, banishment and disgrace?" I said "Well, for Sweetie Belle I could do a couple years in hell for just another sniff of that mane" Well I won't stop thrustin till my nuts start bustin Get them while they're young, naive and still trustin Knew I was making an awful mess My brain says "no" but my cock says "yes" Old 'nuff to pee, old 'nuff for me So what's wrong with -blam!-ing the fillies? You'll never know if you don't try Rutting into those little white thighs [Chorus] Those delectable foals Only stupid chumps like 'em old