>In the beginning there was nothing >Then out of nowhere there was a single being >It's ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) bends and shapes matter to build a forum to live on b.net >( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) gives birth two grizzled ancients of the flood >The ancients gather under the flood to speak of halo and The Lord and savior Lenny >eventually the ancients get kinky and decide to grow the forms > The two ancients birth two types of users >The first mates with there mother ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and gives birth to Archonos >The second gave birth to deej, he was corrupted into a pegboy that became the first desticle and was banished to a nether realm no floodian dared enter #Destiny >Achronos then went on to produce the entire flood as his alts >some of the alts grew to power and became the ninjas destined to watched over the forums >A golden age of b.old rose >a time of quality trolls and original jokes >but deej came back >he had an army of thousands of destructive children with seeminly one intention to destroy the flood. >they went on a crusade and nearly overwhelmed the flood taking one of their strongest nation #gaming >war was held many floodians and Desticles fell but in the end the flood had won >the two forums went their seperate ways and eventually #gaming was reclaimed >for now there is peace but the forum isn't the same as b.old >many of the original children of Achronos had fallen the ones that made b.old what it was and now the forums was lesser then what it was >deej still lurks in #destiny waiting for his moment to strike >a prophecy still tells of the day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) will descend from the heavens to vanquish deej >it tells of a meeting between Achronos, deej and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >they all discuss peacefully until the pegboy side of deej cums out >( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and Achronos attack deej and throw him off his chair >he falls on the floor >Everyone does the dinasour

Also with a 500 million game budget you think they could throw the mods some cash

Everyone is cool except for Foman, who hounds me.

Recon is too busy trying to sleep with every women on this site. Daz is too busy trolling. Bobcast is too busy doing whatever it is a ninja doctor even does. Old Papa Rich literally can't even see the screen. Deej is a pegboy. We're all Achronos' alts. Who even is Qbix anyways? I don't like Predator for a whole slew of reasons. And there a number of mods and staffers I'm forgetting or don't know about. It's kind of like the management on this site are normal people leading their lives. Almost like they aren't nearly as special as everyone makes them out to be. If you make them Gods, they become Gods. If you treat them as humans, you'll find your Gods are far more mortal then they would ever like to admit.

They are an inside government society that caused 9/11. Thnx I'll be here all week

Some rock, some suck.

Daz is my favorite

Well I think they are- [b][i]This post has violated the code of conduct and has been met with swift Ninja justice[/i][/b]

The Ninjas are lizard people.

FINALLY A REASON TO USE THIS LINE "I for one, welcome our B.net overlords."

Recon is slowly seducing all the females in the community. Daz is hated by most of the people for that one time he screwed up. Old papa rich is never seen,possibly because he's too old to operate b.next. Prometheus usually has really good responses although doesn't get as involved as recon Underdog ?Never see him around . Irishfreak posts are rare but awesome,it's like finding your own pot of gold. Bobcast meh no idea. Index seems cool but I haven't seen him nearly enough to know. Duardo seems legit [b][u]DEEJ IS A PEGBOY[/u][/b] In the end I think I completely respect them all and the fact that they do this for free even though they all have lives,I mean seriously couldn't bungie have atleast used some of their (let's face it) massive profits to show the mods some love? I take it back I just remember my random warnings for absolutely no reason,filthy casuals. EDIT : inb4bant