If you have the word wolf in your name
If you have the word wolf in your name, you're not cool and you're not original. You're just another idiot who has an obsession with an animal they've never seen. It's generic and stupid.
You may be asking how come I have the word wolf in my name. That's because when I made this name I literally put two random words together. One of them just happened to be wolf. I thought to myself, maybe there won't be too many people with the word wolf in their name. Boy was I wrong. Every idiot who's ever owned a dog wants to put the word wolf in their name. It's stupid.
So I'm now making a name tax. If you're not me and your name has the word wolf in it, you have to pay me $15. Failure to pay Will result in your anus being violated with a spoon while you sleep.
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3 回复I am taking a shit while reading this, and i just... I dont know. I feel really violated when u mentioned my anus and stuff. I guess ill be ready, my anus has just been to [b]hell and back.[/b]
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7 回复But I've seen wolves and my family used to own a half wolf half German Shepherd on our ranch.
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1 回复I should change my name to Righteous Wolf to spite you. But then I'd get rid of the reference.
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4 回复I've seen plenty of wolves... And seeing as my degree is in animal science (wolf biology to be precise) I think I have a better reason then you to have "wolf" in my name...
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4 回复由Spirit Wolf编辑: 7/7/2015 10:49:40 PMI've seen wolves... I don't named my account with wolf because if my dogs... You know actually why wolf... And thanks for calling me idiot... :'c [spoiler] nice b8[/spoiler]
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1 回复由mustplayball编辑: 6/6/2015 7:21:46 PMThis is stupid, nobody should give a crap if someone uses "wolf" in their name.[spoiler]especially you, CrunchyWolf[/spoiler]