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由ChocolatMudBoy编辑: 1/23/2015 9:31:47 AM
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If Xur Sells Gjallarhorn...

Before I tell you all what im going to do if xur sells my beautiful sexy Gally, I want to share with you the story of our first meeting. One day I visited the tower on a friday. Xur was young back then, naive too. He had no idea what he had just put on the market was to become the most sought after weapon in the game. Still, some ignored it, and others purchased on a whim, while most couldn't even afford it. I was among those that couldnt buy my way to the Gally, so i had to EARN it. After that I dedicated myself to obtaining this weapon. I spent years grinding, fighting my way through hordes of enemies. By the time i had obtained all of the other exotics in the game Atheon had fallen by my hand over 1000 times. My spirit was broken and I lay there a broken, sodomized mess. *bloop* "Ten Inch Tyrron has invited you to play Destiny" I joined, as reluctantly as anyone ever could. "Lets do the vault." he said in his beautiful, deep african amercian voice. And so we did it and when Atheon died as he had 100000 times before the screen read "ChocolateMudBoy found [b]Gjallahorn[/b]" My bowels voided themselves and i became arroused. Contrary to logic and the recommendation of most professionals i did not seek medical attention when my erection lasted more then 4 hours. I leveled my gjallarhorn instead. If Xurs sells it and you buy it, you do not deserve it. If Xur sells it, and you buy it, I will die. Please dont kill me. Edit: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Xur has ghorn.

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