Satan: Yes, I've finally succeeded in getting Jesus' own people to crucify him and kill him off for me! Haha!
Jesus: Ok Satan, you win. Looks like you sure showed me. Here I was thinking I was gonna keep on truckin' and then Bam! Out of nowhere Satan with a grand slam...now I'm dead and....RADIANCE! Lol Jokes on YOUUUU!!!!
You've heard of YOLO Satan???? Ya well how about YOLT! Haha Jesus wins!!! And the disciples go wild..."YAAAAA, YAAAAA!!!...."