In HS football, a 230 pound linebacker stomped (accidentally) on my right foot during practice. My big toe broke, and also resulted in blood building up under the nail. After a week and a little crafty work, I was able to drain the blood from my nail by essentially drilling a hole in it with a small needle. The nail basically died, and fell off. I didn't have a big toe nail for about 6 months. The skin under your nails is incredibly sensitive to anything, for those who don't know.

My dog Snuggy was rooting through my neighbours trash can and my neighbour came out and shot Snuggy in the face six times. That was painful to watch.

When you're shaving in the shower, and the razor peels a quarter-sized patch of skin off your leg like a potato peeler, it actually does not hurt at all (all the nerve endings are removed with the skin), but you're left staring at the... hole in your leg, with the blood pouring down your leg and down the drain, and you're thinking, "Oh my gosh, did this just happen?!?!" And you then start freaking out, and you try to finish your shower with blood gushing out, and......... it was so traumatising.

Dog tick. [spoiler]on my left ball[/spoiler]

Um um http://giphy.com/gifs/ren-and-stimpy-Klaw3BZMZqWXe

One time I stuck a tooth pick down my penis hole, I tried pulling it out but it just got worse and left splinters in it. Now every time a move my dick or pee it fells like hells flames in my peepee hole:/

I was being dumb and put a toothpick under my toenail and kicked a wall.

I got Bhut Jolokia in my eyes. [spoiler]if you don't know, Bhut Jolokia is the 2nd hottest pepper in the world[/spoiler]

Car crash; huge truck ran a red light and crunched into my side of the car. Seat snapped out of place, and despite the air bags I put my face through the windshield. Paramedics had to cut me out of the vehicle; that's when the real pain hit and I screamed until I passed out. The crash had shoved my leg bone up and through the hip, punching a hole through the socket. I spent days physically restrained while machines pumped air into my collapsed lungs. It took them until the third day to take all the glass out of my face. On day four I suffered a grand mall seizure. Eventual total was 120 stitches, 60 staples, two dozen screws keeping my hip together, and four pins keeping the hip in the socket. I spent the better part of a year learning to walk again, and I'll always have to use a cane. The operation severed a lot of nerves, and I can't feel half the leg of my toes on the foot.

i stepped on a piece of glass mixed with a rocked and i was barefoot it hurt ALOT

Foreskin caught in zipper, didn't notice until it was too late. Long story short, I had to be circumcised.

I fell backwards and literally sat/slumped against a cactus when I was 7. I was watering the plants and backing up when I tripped over the little walkway in our yard. I couldn't even pull myself off of the damn thing because the thorns were digging into my back. Needless to say it hurt like hell. Took about four days of plucking needles out of me to end it. I remember screaming and crying so much that I'd just pass out from exhaustion. Then there was trying to sleep on one side without rolling over on the thorns. All I could wear for clothes was a huge T-shirt because yes, the needles were down THERE too. All in all, pretty awful experience.

I slammed my finger in a sliding door and lost a finger nail...

Dick stuck in zip from pants