Chuck Norris once won the 2006 National Poker Tournament. His winning hand included a 4 of clubs, 2 of diamonds, a yellow reverse Uno Card, and a Get Out Of Jail Monopoly card.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
When God said "let there be Light", Chuck Norris said "say please".
Chuck Norris had a fish when he was little. He named it Jaws
In [i]Jurassic Park[/i], there is a scene were the Trex chases a jeep. In reality, Chuck Norris is chasing the jeep and the Trex
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies............... As The Force.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can understand women.
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