Bananorama will you be my valentine? I know this is early but I've noticed other floodians are attracted to you, so I had to be the first to ask. I wrote you a card Dear Bananorama You may not remember me, or know me But I'll never forget the day we met, I introduced myself to you when you were passed out, I've changed since then, I've matured, but I'm still the same Dan. I am now ready for you to become my valentine, as you are reading this in your silk blouse imagine me[spoiler]oiled up[/spoiler][spoiler]sweating[/spoiler][spoiler]erect[/spoiler][spoiler]home run[/spoiler] is that something you'd like to get into? Yes, it is. Also I wrote you a filthy rap, here's a couple bars that I'm going to spit on you What up girl saw your ass at staples Drop those milky pens we're going to Italy, Naples Your boy fly first class You fly like the purse, coach Can't kill this love Nuh-uh we survive it all, like a roach It's Sunday -blam!- it, TGIFriday Half price apps, now that's dinner my way Order you a up bloomin' onion Plus i wore a blazer Always staying crispy, funyon I even got you a meaningful gift basket Since girls like spontaneity, and anything that can fit into a basket, actually girls just like things that can fit into things, it's a sexual analogy Here's what's in the basket I started with fruit so I put in a banana, you can take that as a sweet hint, an open box of condoms, so you know I've been practicing, the rest of my creatine, a tape measurer, and finally the movie seven, because if you Ever leave me I'll cut your head off and put it into a box