Aw c'mon, if you think about it, it means you guys are with me when I wake up, and you're there for me when I go to sleep.
*thinks about it*
That's f*cking insane. I'll show myself out.
Qualities such as narcissism, abrasive humor and unoriginality?
I should mention I'm shit at taking compliments. Thanks, the feeling is mutual.
Not sure what the protocol is now. Do we fist bump? High five? Jazz hands?
That's some weird-ass shit right there.
"Hello, we have just met. It is imperative that I firmly hold your hand now for a few seconds."
Still, not as weird as saying good bye. "As a token of my sadness at our parting, I will now flap my hand at you, as though I were doing a terrible bird impression."
Consider our palms clasped.