Apparently there is now a disease known as "Fancy dick cheeses" [b]symptoms[/b]: your penis exudes a rancid and putrid smell, like that of rotten eggs lathers with a shit pile. Your penis will also start to grow a layer of white, crusty smegma. This is like no other smegma, it has a certain smell to it. A refined smell that tastes like the fanciest of cheeses. [b]treatments[/b]: there is only one known cute to this disease, the smegma must be scraped off and applied to a piece of cracker and salami. This delicacy must then be eaten to stop the further spreading of the dick cheese.