Suicide golfcarts in Battlefield 3. Goodbye, Mr Abrahms. In Minecraft, I build houses out of stone (or obsidian if I have it) around AFK players, or those who have small cave entrances. I once lagged the server host out of a Minecraft game using something called a "Chicken Pit". I have over 800 chickens by the entity count in a 10x5x3 space. Possibly the best though: not me, but my dad played Forza 3 online once or twice. His entire strategy in a game was to go a little slow up to the first turn. At that point, slam the gas and aim for as many people as possible. And then yell jokes over the mic related to the gamer tag. So much hate mail from it.