I knew we shouldn't have taken them. Mark my words, when House of Wolves drops, retribution will be swift. The Fallen will deploy a new unit into the frontier, one who's sole purpose is to feed us our own medicine in the form of stealing our sparrows and driving them slightly down the road and then just leaving them near a priest. These new enemies will be known as:
[spoiler]Pikeys[/spoiler]
"Hey Gavin I've been saving up my ether for weeks and I've finally gotten my very own Pike it's just over....wait where's my ride?"
*distant pew pew and explosions are heard*
We Guardians are terrible :p
Imagine briefly getting off your sparrow to collect materials or something and some Dreg jumps on and jacks your sparrow! I dare say that would be the funniest thing to ever happen in the game.
I just pictured a little nerdy fallen kid coming out of the fallen library and his pike is gone and then his fallen bookbag tears open and all his books fall in the mud