Omg but why isn't cream cheese winning?! Have any of you uncultured swine ever tasted the decadence of this dairy product? You can but this on bagels, crackers, or your moms butt!
Also it makes killer frosting!!! Ever feel sad?,it's cause you're not eating cream cheese!
Wha-at?
What happened to the other cheese thread? The one with my maniacal laughter and fantastic cheese puns?
Damn you!
*Shakes fist*
(I like thick slices though).