The title says it all. I'll start:
Are you wearing space pants? Cause that booty is out of this world!
Post away!
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Me: "Do you have a pen I could borrow?" Her: "Why yes, here you go." Me: *act like it's out of ink* "Um, this pen is out of ink." *hand the pen back to her* Her: "Strange, it's a brand new pen." Me: "Well, try and write your phone number here." [spoiler]may cause instant blowjob[/spoiler]
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2 回复I just say "wanna go out some time?" I usually get a 60/30/10 split of these three answers: Yes/No/I'm already seeing someone
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1 回复Did it hurt......... [spoiler]When you fell from Heaven?[/spoiler] [spoiler]'Cause your face is all messed up.[/spoiler]
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1 回复Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. This one was bad, and i should feel bad.
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3 回复由Masshole编辑: 12/27/2014 3:11:54 AMDamn. Where some of these; -Are you from Tennessee because have sex with me Or -Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry Show me your tits Whatever, this is my signature; *walks up to girl with nervousness* Roses are blue Violets are green Look over there! *runs away because line sucks* Gets them all day, every day.
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2 回复I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could totally be drinking whole if you wanted to.
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3 回复Go up to a girl, stand near her, but don't acknowledge her yet. And then after a few seconds, let's say twenty to thirty seconds or so you go, "HERRRGABERRRGADERRR!" Or something equivalent. And then when she looks at you funny, be like, "[i]Sup[/i]".