I was laying down in my yard and one of my 'friends'
(If I should even call him that) ran at me while my eyes were closed and kicked me full force in the balls and then dropped a 15 pound Rock on my stomach. Needless to say I beat the everliving crap out of him after I recovered from the pain (not a full recovery just enough to stand up.) And put him in a sleeper hold til he passed out.[spoiler]he is no longer my friend.[/spoiler]
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After he was unconscious I stuck him in my little brothers wagon and hauled him to the street corner where the house of his crush was and put a sign on him saying: [i]I kicked (my name here) in the balls and dropped a rock on him and this is what happened .[/i] The next day in school was awesome. Then I asked out his crush and still am dating her. Dude hates me Lol