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由The Cellar Door编辑：
12/13/2014 12:38:07 AM
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How Do I Get My Coworker Fired?
So I'm at work right now, and I'm mad. I'm mad because I hate the heathen I'm working with. She looks like an ugly frog and has glasses thicker than your dick. She does absolutely nothing (lel @ how I'm not doing anything rn cuz I'm on my phone typing this) and smells of rotten elderberries.
Now flood, I ask you mercifully, how can I get her fired?
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1 回复Plant a copy of Destiny on her workplace. If your boss is a Desticle however, then you're in trouble. lol
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11 回复IM YOU'RE CO WORKER, BASTARD ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\...
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1 回复Get into here computer (if you are at that type of job), delete all the files, and use the Internet browser to go on reddit a bunch. Then complain that she was not doing any of her actual work and show your boss her Internet browser history.
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Steal her phone and send a text to yourself saying "hey isn't our boss such a fatass (: xD" and you reply and say "no, that would be mean and childish." Show it to your boss and say something along the lines of I don't think she's good for work here
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4 回复You can't, cause that would be sexist... :/ [spoiler]true story though, I know women who only have their job still because they are female, and their bosses won't fire them because they are scared of a lawsuit if they do [/spoiler]
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3 回复I'm going to make up a story here. Just to show what can happen. Let's pretend there is a company called PnG. At PnG one of the employee's has sex with a temporary worker and gets caught. The PnG employee gets told not to do it again. Whilst the temporary employee gets fired. Could this situation work for you?
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