Frosty the snowman was a jolly horny soul With a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal Frosty the snowman is a fairytale they say He was made of snow but the children know how he came to hump one day There must have been some Viagra in that old silk hat they found For when they placed it on his head he began to -blam- around Oh Frosty the snowman was as horny as he could be And the children say he could -blam- and play just the same as you and me humpity hump hump humpity hump hump Look at Frosty go humpity hump hump humpity thump hump Over the hills of snow Frosty the snowman knew the he was hot that day So he said Let's -blam- and we'll have some fun now before I hump away Down to the village with a dildo in his hand Running here and there all around the square saying -blam- me if you can He led them down the streets of town right to the traffic cop And he only paused a moment when he heard him holler "cum!" For Frosty the snow man had to hurry on his way But he waved goodbye saying Don't you cry I'll go -blam- again some day humpity hump hump humpity hump hump Look at Frosty go humpity hump hump humpity hump hump Over the hills of snow