Our ultimate goal is to infiltrate the factions of destiny and establish a new world order. Our leader the blazed xX_Snoop_Dogg_Xx has been entrusted with leading the Illuminati guardians to victory against all fedora-wearing scrub-lords. The official sustenance of the Illuminati comprises solely of Doritos and Mountain Dew. And in the words of our fearless leader: "Smoke Weed Everyday" – xX_Snoop_Dogg_Xx