>be me >sitting in class >teacher gives work time >bored AF >decide to listen to music >soviet anthem is first song that plays >feelsgoodman.jpg >play on endless repeat >oh gawd yes >I cum my pants >looked like I pissed myself >table neighbour sees >tell him it's cum >doesn't believe me >unplug headphones so room can hear anthem >everybody cums from national pride >teacher is former soviet prisoner >gets offended >expels me >worth it >move to bel air