1) Grab some shit
2) Grab a post
3) throw the shit and post in a shallow grave built by you.
4) Fap
5) Throw self against wall
6) Post shit like this on the forums and you'll be a MLG shitposter
Step 1.) Eat a post
Step 2.) Wait for the wood to digest
Step 3.) Shitpost
[spoiler]If you are in a rush, skip Step 1 and 2, and instead, insert entire wooden post directly into your anal cavity. Then proceed to shit. [/spoiler]
Step 1: Insert Mountain Dewritos into envelope.
Step 2: Mail to ISIS MLG Branch
Step 3: Wait for return mail.
Step 4: If return envelope is brown, then you have good shitposted. If yellow, proceed with caution after gibbing moneyz to illuminaughty. If pink, then prepare for pegging by DeeJ.
Hope you are of help now.