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由Uuv编辑：
11/3/2014 10:07:45 PM
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What if they spoke?
You ever look at an inanimate object, an animal, or even food, and just wonder, "What if they could talk?"
Me neither. But let's do it anyways. If objects, animals, (or food) could speak, what would you want it to be, and why?
I'd choose my iPod. I wonder if it hates my music.
[spoiler]I'm out of ideas here.[/spoiler]
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3 回复Animals can talk, just not in your language. I wish my Destiny disc could talk so it could explain why it sucks.
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1 回复My computer Me:let's see what's on the internets Computer:hehehe...what are you doing? Me:noth- computer:waht clas u gonna pleh?
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1 回复由Kekyoin's Underwater Donut编辑： 11/6/2014 10:42:55 AMThis body pillow. [spoiler]It'd say tsundere things to me and be my waifu. Then we'd have a domestic dispute and we'd have no way of providing for our many half-pillow children.[/spoiler]
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2 回复I wish humans could communicate better so we would understand each other and live peacefully.
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7 回复My walls, so they could be my home security. "What'd he look like, Wall?" "He was white, large build, had a goatee... Uhh... I'm pretty sure he had like three assault rifles. Oh, and he found your porno mag collection, it's gone." "SHIT. Gotta track that guy down, thanks wall!"
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2 回复I wish spiders could speak. I could communicate with them peacefully instead of squishing the little bastards.
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11 回复Specifically speaking on if the object had the some type of consciousness a human had, I would like to talk to my cellar door. All that time in the dark, he's bound to have thought of something interesting to say.
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7 回复My shower So yuh gonna bathe, bro er just.... Jacking off it is.[spoiler].[/spoiler]Hey man! Could probably use some shampoo! Oh...for lube? Whatever. [spoiler].[/spoiler]Hey man you look kinda drunk, need hel-now GOD DAMNITT, BOBBY THE TOILETS RIGHT THERE!
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1 回复My Computer "Quit watching porn all day and go outside you loser." [spoiler]I might have to murder my computer.[/spoiler]
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