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11/3/2014 8:41:22 PM
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Shitty Ass Problem

Those of you who know me well are probably already aware that I prefer to maintain a squeaky clean anus. However, I have been having some issues with this that hopefully you guys can offer some insight into. After shitting, I always fold (not crumple) several layers of toilet paper together, then firmly (not too firmly, don't want to draw blood, after all) wipe. I repeat this until the paper comes up clean. The problem I have been noticing is that even once the paper is coming up clean, there is a thin layer of dried up shit in my ass that is impervious to the paper's attacks. At the immediate moment, it does not feel like anything so I believe myself to be finished. However, within about 30 minutes, my ass sweat will "reactivate" this thin layer of dry shit, leading to extreme itchiness which necessitates another trip to a bathroom for another round of wiping. What are some solutions to this (if possible, I would rather not bring baby wipes with me wherever I go)? This is a problem generally occurring away from home, so showers/bidets are not an option here.

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