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由Blonic 编辑：
11/3/2014 1:01:28 AM
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The stupidest shit you hear your friends say.
> *eats a bag of chips in like 40 minutes*
> I'm totally an endurance eater.
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4 回复"If molecules are indestructible, why don't we just make everything out of molecules? " I didn't know whether to cry or laugh
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1 回复由Lime编辑： 11/3/2014 5:46:29 PMThe only stupid things my friends say are jokes. I have good friends. Edit: OH SHIT BUT I REMEMBER A STORY FROM MY FRESHMEN YEAR "I think I figured out why [computer thing] isn't working... my winrar license expired." I was on Skype with a bunch of people and we all laughed at him.
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2 回复Oh I almost forgot "What is the water stuff that comes out of a grill during sex?" Teacher:it's kind of the same thing but it isint water "Would you be able to consume it" We were staring at this kid in silent disbelief for the rest of the class
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2 回复I have a very bias friend who dislikes X because of Y. In this case he didn't like destiny because he thought the warlock super looked like something from mass effect, claiming it just ripped off mass effect. Which is a very weird thing to dislike something over, He should have given it a chance and decided for himself, instead he solely based it off the loose chance something looked like something else. That was really stupid
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4 回复"Why do I have to reload a harpoon gun? Like why can't it have more than one harpoon in it so I can shoot like 3 harpoons?" Faith in humanity has been lost.
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2 回复I had a friend he says Look theres a open window right there it must be narnia I wanna see chewable cuneiform tablets that taste like skittles and rainbow Total mindfck
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3 回复由PerilousLoki编辑： 11/6/2014 3:20:15 AMMinioné, minioné all day long. He just sits next to me whispering minioné into my friggin ear. It supposed to be minion but with diversity but the way you say it is like a retarded duck trying to quack [EDIT] If you tell him to stop he'll do it faster by 0.50 seconds and do it constantly.
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3 回复"She's kind of hot, but I'm gonna wait for her to ask me out because I don't want to seem into her."
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1 回复"Show him your penis. I wanna see it. It's not gay at all it's huge. (Rambling about dick)." heard in the bathroom.
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2 回复Me and my friends were talking about the holocaust and one guy was like "meh the holocaust wasn't that bad" we all looked at him funny and then he goes " oh I meant the other holocaust" [spoiler]i just won this thread[/spoiler]
