-I failed my third Calculus test because I spent the whole day trying to rank to level 3 in The Iron Banner event.
-The Lvl 3 Gold shader looks horrible on my Warlock, it makes him look like a brown turd.
-I prefer the "million, million" shader.
-I've stood infront of Hollie, the pilot lady in the hangar, so that it looks like she's giving me dome.
-I've tried to sneak up on the black warlock vanguard lady while she's bent over, but she stands up straight whenever I get near her booty.