Are you roaming your lawn picking up dog shit and wish you could be playing Destiny instead? Well, then do I have the clan for you. It's called XB1 Players w Real Lives. If you own an Xbox 1 and it's near the bottom of your list of things that need your attention, then you need to join this clan. This is a clan for people that have to turn off their Kinect mic to keep people from bitching about having to hear your nagging wife and screaming kids in the background. For the people that occasionally need their Titan to take a seat in the corner of the map while they take out the trash. If this sounds like you, then come on down the XB1 Players w Real Lives clan and sign up today!!! Imagine a clan where you can play Destiny and share you stories about how shitty your day was because some asshole Engineer doesn't know how to read is own damn drawings & spec book and wants to YOU to fork up $300,000 for something that clearly isn't part of the project but he says is included because of one sentence buried in an 800 page book. Oh, who the -blam!- am I kidding. Anybody that would fit in here doesn't have time to be cruising the forums on some bullshit game. I'll probably be the only member of this middling clan.