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由PrimeRec1aimer编辑：
12/24/2014 4:27:22 PM
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I have two stalkers
So these two girls took a picture of my butt (I was fully clothed) in my dorm. And they apparantly obsessively want to touch it. I would let them... But theyre ugly and my roommate's sisters so no.... What do flood?
Edit: Why is this thread back? Lol.
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1 回复由Raven1Fist编辑： 12/24/2014 4:25:49 PMWhat you do, is arrange a few of your friends (the brother included) to stand behind a big white sheet. All they can see is your lower half, tell them they can feel any butt they want, but only one butt. So they must choose wisely, then tell them this is their only chance and further videotaping after this will get them a sexual harassment charge! Once they choose and do the butt touch, make the big reveal as to whose butt they touched, hopefully their brothers. All done. Edit: Stop hating on ugly chicks, you're vanity and self centred attitude are appalling. I bet you aren't no oil painting yourself!
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3 回复Dude....ugly chicks are some awesome bangs They don't get it often. So when they do, they make it count. You could probably score a three way easy. Besides, when the lights go out, who the hell cares? Have a few drinks, get good and relaxed, and get some action
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2 回复由Citadel Space编辑： 10/15/2014 8:06:23 PM░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▐ ░░░░░░▄▄▄░░▄██▄ ░░░░░▐▀█▀▌░░░░▀█▄ ░░░░░▐█▄█▌░░░░░░▀█▄ ░░░░░░▀▄▀░░░▄▄▄▄▄▀▀ ░░░░▄▄▄██▀▀▀▀ ░░░█▀▄▄▄█░▀▀ ░░░▌░▄▄▄▐▌▀▀▀ ▄░▐░░░▄▄░█░▀▀ U HAVE BEEN SPOOKED BY THE ▀█▌░░░▄░▀█▀░▀ ░░░░░░░▄▄▐▌▄▄ ░░░░░░░▀███▀█░▄ ░░░░░░▐▌▀▄▀▄▀▐▄SPOOKY SKELETON ░░░░░░▐▀░░░░░░▐▌ ░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░█ ░░░░░▐▌░░░░░░░░░█ ░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░▐▌SEND THIS TO 6 PPL OR SKELETONS WILL SPOOK YOU That's one. Five more to go. Sorry don't wanna be spooked! 2spooky4me
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3 回复Pray to Ebola-Chan. [spoiler]Why the -blam!- am I making this joke, goddamnit.[/spoiler]
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