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10/10/2014 1:51:50 AM
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Science jokes
I know this has been done before but I'm too lazy to go bump it and I'm bored so lets do this.
What do you do when you have a day to do a big project?
[spoiler]move to venus, the days are considerably longer there[/spoiler]
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2 回复Why don't you go fluorine, uranium, carbon, potassium Oxygen, fluorine, fluorine Boron, iodine, technetium, hydrogen!
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12 回复Carol didn't wear her safety goggles, now she dosent need them.[spoiler]she went blind.[/spoiler]
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6 回复由Agent Space Wolf编辑： 10/12/2014 4:53:21 PMSomebody else posted this a while back: [spoiler]A Photon walks into a hotel The bellman says "Let me get someone to take your bags sir" The photon replies "Its ok Im traveling light [/spoiler]
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1 回复What happens when a chemist gets sick? You try to [i]helium.[/i] And if he dies? You [i]barium[/i]
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3 回复由FoxTrottts编辑： 10/12/2014 4:23:01 PMTwo scientists walk into a bar. The first one orders some water. The second one says, "I'll have some H2O too!" The second scientist died. EDIT: -blam!- someone already put it.
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1 回复A neutron walk into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender gets his drink and the neutron asks "How much will that be?" The bartender says "For you? No charge!" :D
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2 回复Humans having a direct and dramatic effect on global warming. [spoiler]Well, [i]I[/i] think it's funny. We're talking about science jokes, yes?[/spoiler]
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1 回复How many scientists does it take to fix a light bulb?[spoiler]They fall off the ladder an die f you were looking for something funny you've came to the wrong place[/spoiler]
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2 回复由Sqwithy编辑： 10/10/2014 2:35:38 AMTwo scientists walk into a bar The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” The second scientist died.
