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由trong编辑：
10/6/2014 2:03:07 PM
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HELP I GOT MY PENIS STUCK IN THE TOASTER!!!
OK, so I was trying to bake a cake following [url=http://www.wikihow.com/Bake-a-Cake]these[/url] instructions, but the they were not clear enough, and I ended up with my penis INSIDE the toaster. Since my penis is [b]clearly[/b] too big to fit INSIDE the toaster, there's no way I'm getting OUT of the toaster! Anyone got some advice???
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OH GOD I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON!!!! OH GOD WHYYYYYYYY
EDIT:
It's OK, guys!! My penis burnt off, so it's unstuck now :)
The only problem is that I wasted a [b]perfectly[/b] good toaster D:
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3 回复Dats real good. Like REAL good. Now take the burnt of foreskin and eat the inside. It should tastes like snake/chicken
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2 回复由JPLAY101编辑： 10/6/2014 2:04:16 PM[quote]OK, so I was trying to bake a cake following [url=http://makeameme.org/media/created/whered-you-get-0s0zpv.jpg]these[/url] instructions, but the they were not clear enough, and I ended up with my penis INSIDE the toaster. Since my penis is [b]clearly[/b] too big to fit INSIDE the toaster, there's no way I'm getting OUT of the toaster! Anyone got some advice??? EDIT: OH GOD I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON!!!! OH GOD WHYYYYYYYY[/quote] Your stupid Get on the short bus and get to school. It's called short hand.....smart assssss.
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