I've decided that I wish to gather all of the [i][b]worst[/b][/i] or the [i][b]best[/b][/i] pick-up lines ever conceived. Share yours!
[spoiler]I'm going to wrap you in my arms and call you my baeritto.[/spoiler]
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1 回复We both have buckets of chicken wanna do it? [spoiler]team fortress 2 reference[/spoiler]
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3 回复What's that behind you?! Oh wait, that's me f[b]u[/b]cking you from behind in an hour.
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6 回复You're pretty, I'm pretty, what say we go back to my place and stare at each other for a while
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8 回复由oo GALAXY oo编辑: 9/30/2014 8:54:09 PMOnce, I was at a bar and I saw this guy bet a girl a kiss. If he could bend a cigarette in half, and touch end to end without breaking the cigarette... she had to give him a kiss. I sat back and watched as she agreed to the bet.The man then took the cellophane from his pack of cigarettes off and wrapped it around a cigarette quite tightly. He then proceeded to to be able to bend that mother -blam!-er in half, and touch both ends together, and the cellophane stopped it from breaking. Sort of a pick up line... it seemed to work though, he got his kiss from someone he had just met within the hour.