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由Mr Boom16编辑：
10/6/2014 3:02:44 AM
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Plz Halp Dick Stuck in iPhone
So I was messing around with Siri, and I got aroused by her voice. I couldn't resist; I unzipped my pants in put my dick in the charger port. Now I'm stuck and can't pull it out in fear of ripping the skin off my dick. Also, on a side note, the charger is in my asshole and shocking my prostate, causing me to shit myself uncontrollably.
Wat do flud?
Edit: Noble 6 won this thread guys; you can go home now.
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6 回复Try putting it in the microwave for a couple minutes. It should loosen up the phone and you should be able to slip right out.
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6 回复Fap. The force of the jizz coming out will push your penis out of the charge socket and the jizz will also act as a lubricant so it won't tear the flesh. Then clench your butt cheeks and fall forward, thus pulling the charger out of the wall.
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