This one dude got caught and locked in some hotel room for years. Got out and slept with some young chick. Turns out to be some evil plot and it's his daughter he didn't know. Some poop right.

There was this guy, he had a beard. There was this girl, she had nice tits. They got together and did teh fukefuke

Guy who really likes greetings and football has mood switches and shoots himself

[quote]Example: Explosions Explosions [spoiler]Every Michael Bay movie[/spoiler][/quote]

Avengers A few people save the world

Obi and Ani wreck shit in space. Obi and Ani wreck shit in a ship in space. Creepy old man who is chancellor of Republic is in space. Obi and Ani kill another creepy old man in front of first creepy old man in a ship in space. Ship crash lands on a planet from space. Obi goes to space. Ani complains about everything for a solid hour then takes his wife to space. Ani comes back home, looses his shit, kills a guy from pulp fiction and a whole bunch of children then goes to space. Obi comes back from space and sees dead children and goes to space. Ani kills more people from space. Ani beats his wife after she visits him from space. Obi and Ani have a romantic sword fight and obi takes Ani's wife to space. Green guy and creepy old man also fight before green guy goes to space. Ani's wife give birth to important original trilogy characters in space. Ani's wife dies in space. Ani turns into black hulk in a gloomy ship in space. Jar Jar binks -blam!-s you over by showing up at the end then credits in space.

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A time traveling tranny (hermaphrodite) goes back in time and ends up having sex and knocking up their younger opposite gender self while chasing their future self in an attempt to stop their future self from setting off a bomb that would kill a mid future self. [spoiler]the child that was conceived was the time traveler. It is its own parents[/spoiler] Real movie. Had Ethan Hawke in it. I'd give it a -6/10. Was like a train wreck you couldn't turn off. Edit: it was Predestination

Angry dead(ish) man kill hormonal teens [spoiler]almost every horror movie[/spoiler]

Oh my god, dads's going to space! I hate this -blam!-! Science! But the audience wouldn't understand. skip it! Matt Damon! Love! It literally ensured that this movie went from a good plot to beta-tier shit that only idiots could enjoy.

Kids are in detention on Saturday, The teacher raided Barry Manilow's wardrobe. The kids do stuff and things all day, then leave the school and things go on.

Scientists make reptile Reptile kills people Scientists regret their lives Star lord saves the day

Velociraptor motorcycle bros starring Chris Pratt

Boy losses his mother in a tragic accident, all of his siblings are slaughtered before his eyes, and he is kidnapped now his father must go on a epic journey to find his abducted son [spoiler]Nemo[/spoiler]

This guy becomes limitless.[spoiler]Limitless[/spoiler]

Lots of people start killing themselves and it's because of angry plants [spoiler]the happening...? I think. It's been a while.[/spoiler]