It's Vex Update coming to you live! Good morning Vex Collective! Breaking news on Earth today as it seems that many of the Hive forces are all relocating! Most of their forces centered somewhere in Russia, near where the Guardian infidels patrol to protect their city. But now, it seems that a great deal of them are moving to Cancun! We take you now to Unit 5509384722948921088, live! How's it going over there, 5509384722948921088? Thanks Unit 222084736279277223333! I'm here with what seems to be a mass exodus out of Fallen territory to the area known as Cancun! Known for it's formerly sandy beaches, Cancun now offers beaches of gravel and pools of acidic residue! Clearly, the perfect retirement spot for the Hive! Tell us, 5509384722948921088, what prompted this early retirement? Well, if reports are to be believed, it seems that the Guardians found one of bathroom exits! Here's footage taken earlier in the week: [screams from surprised Thralls as they exit the restroom in a group] It's been the same all week here and it's clear to see that many of the workers have had enough! Thanks a bunch, 5509384722948921088! Just make sure that you have fun down there in Cancun! Just remember to oil your part before joining the limbo line! That's it for now, collective mind. Come back next time for an exciting new series, Cabal: Mindless Beasts or Emotional Turtles? This is Unit 222084736279277223333 signing off.