> Bungie hires lolDeej as new community manager > Joe Staten quits due Deejness > Deejness spreads through Bungie > Bungie becomes autistic > Bungie autism hits critical levels > Bungie fires Marty > Deej sits and laughs on his throne of Desticles > Fast forward to 9/9/2014 > Destiny is released, Desticle cream everywhere > Idiot Desticles don't know how to use a Forum > Desticles break down the barriers of #Gaming, turning it into #Destiny > Deej does nothing but bathe in Desticle cream > Brave soul Frank Woods complains > Wood's thread moved to #Community > Deej responds to thread with maturity of 12 year old > MFW Deej bans woods > Deej gets title of "Worst Community Manager Ever" > Deej doesn't care about community > Deej is a walking advertisement > Deej must be mentally challanged > Deej is a joke [spoiler]inb4ban[/spoiler]