Me: Silently hand him a purple engram with a picture of a helmet on it. Cryptarch: Hmmm. let's see what we have here...hurry up before I get bored. Me: Silently takes possession of a 1000 year old Pepsi can. Cryptarch: That's a powerful piece of history, I'd hate to be your enemy. Me: Silently puts on Pepsi can...look like a dork and say FUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!