Spawns in a room 10 stories high. You have a rope of really thick strong paper to your left and theres a small window. there's a bomb in the middle of the room. A horde of ravenous giant spiders with boobs for hands (I dunno just go with it) bang the door as the lock begins coming loose.
The bomb is hooked up to 2 chambers. Chamber 1 will activate multiple bombs that will infect the world with a disease that gives all guys boobs but switches your feet with your hands and causes all Starbucks to disappear (for the ladies, it's the best i could think of)
Chamber 2 kills the spiders but direct contact with the contents will irradiate and kill you.
You pick up a sharp object and examine the wires and their connections.