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9/9/2014 11:01:41 AM
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Do you hate Chris?
It's a question that has puzzled humanity since the dawning of Aquarius, but here we still are, bemused by this once complex question, staring down the barrel of a nonce... Answer truthfully and you shall be rewarded thusly.
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Chris is obviously the most abysmal, and evil being to have ever walked this Earth. There are many reasons that have proven this fact to us. He has direct resemblance to the evil ancient monkeys of Shangri-La. He can move suspiciously quickly while on fire. And worst of all...he is the birth child of Satan and Hitler's souls. Not to mention he dresses up like a robot, and enjoys wearing blazers, red shorts, and devilish skull masks that were threaded in the Satanic underworld. Such things lead me to have an inexplicable hatred for the Chris, or the "Chillax."
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Some people claim that Laxx isn't all that bad, let me tell you, you're wrong. Here are some reasons not to vote for Chris in this coming election. 1. He WILL take all your sugar, every last bit of it, he needs this in order to create his underground sugar civilisation. 2. He'll steal your children. He thrives on souls of terrified children. 3. He'll try date your nan. Three of many reasons. There is only one way to stop Chris, a large supply of air cleaner stuff, spray him with that, he'll become so upset that he will be forced to return to the fiery depths of hell.
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