Two years ago, I was ready to lead my own squad in the dunwall city watch, but when I was assigned to guard the prisoner Corvo attano, ex royal protector, at Coldridge prison, that all changed. When I wasn't looking, a shadowy arm wrapped around my neck, and strangled me out. When I came too, I was paralyzed from the waist down, and forced to resign from the watch. Now I'm unemployed and living with my cat, because my wife left me and took the children. So now I wait for the day that I can get my revenge on the assassin who cursed me, and pray that he did low chaos, so I won't get the plague

Glad someone noticed that every guard in the game was getting a squad.

"Blow off, choffer!"

Haha I just started playing Dishonored today and heard that reference.