Okay I need to make this quick. I know who the sniper that's been taking out The Flood is. Okay, It's B-...*gets sniped*
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5 回复由Slurpy Derperior编辑: 10/23/2014 1:11:21 AM
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1 回复由Crestfallen编辑: 8/30/2014 5:32:05 AMDon't worry... It was just a 50. cal shitpost to the head. I can patch it up. *revives OP* *gets sniped*
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*Uses the information to hunt down terrorist sniper and international playboy BioSmiley* *Is voted President of the Earth by a grateful public. Bans violence in all forms. World peace breaks out* *Alien observers realize mankind has finally come of age and is ready to join the galactic civilization* *Meets the alien ambassador in the shadow of mankind's greatest creation: Scarlett Johansson's breasts* *Yeah. Wait, what? No. The pyramids, right?* *Sure, whatever* *Shakes the ambassador's hand. Addresses the crowd* This is a proud day for humanity. For the first time, we are not alone. Now we can look to the stars, hold our heads high and *gets sniped*
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5 回复*sees the scope glint* *farts to produce smokescreen* *bullet doesn't hit directly but detonates the methane from the fart* *launches me into sky* "Team rocket's blasting off again!"
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2 回复由addiecorps编辑: 8/30/2014 12:29:28 PM
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6 回复由Grunty编辑: 8/30/2014 8:20:25 AMI know wh- *gets sniped[spoiler]*catches bullet with teeth, not so fast...[/spoiler][spoiler]1080 ladder stall 420 cross map no scopes OP.[/spoiler]
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