- Two users (who will remain anonymous) end up having a really sexy cat-fight in an alleyway, attracting a small crowd of forum goers. So far, no charges or arrests have been made. - Our glorious shitposting savior, Onion Beetle, returns after a long hiatus to continue his shitposting endeavors. One of our news crew asked him what his plans were since he has returned, to which he replied, "Shishka is a pegboy!" and then ran off in a random direction while screaming. - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and AMA stocks have gone up by 200%, making many shareholders very happy and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). - Blonic was named the sexiest, bearded forum user ever on the Flood forum. The President even came to the awards ceremony to congratulate him. Well see you again next week for more Flood related news. This is your original news anchor, Blonic, wishing you well and saying, "Go -blam!- yourself, San Diego".