I seek no fuel than to spread my love!

I once was blind but now I can see! the ball perpetually devowers the souls of gingers and dick chainny to expand and extrapolate all knowledge in the cosmos to warp through the gates of time and space seeing through the minds of everyone it touches, now I can be a giraffe taking my 3 children moe, lairry and curly out of the basement and wander the fields of Africa for the next 5000 years till global warming destroys the universe.

I thought that is where all of Barneys's love was stored?

But once the almighty Purple Ball has devoured their souls then the gingers will be soulless won't they? So it's back to square one for the poor gingers. Purple Ball -1 Gingers - 0

No they don't, they are evil. Feeding on the souls of unborn children and the blood of unicorns. It's how they get freckles, their failed attempts at obtaining normal pigmentation leave them. The purple ball would have NOTHING to do with those soulless beings. In fact, if I think about it now, they might be the darkness. Only a ginger would need that kind of darkness, purple ball forbid they go into the sunlight!

As a redhead myself, I can confirm that we do NOT have souls. Any redhead claiming otherwise is either uneducated, or does not know how to harness our powers. While we don't have souls of our own, we can leech the souls out of other people at will. Each soul represents a freckle, or a pimple (if the absorption was unwilling). Every soul grants us greater power. I have attained enough souls to be able to deconstruct human bodies with my willpower, to then devour the victims souls, and some of their knowledge. I was even mugged once by 3 people and I let them almost get away before wiping their DNA (no purpose but it's fun) and dissolving their legs and vocal chords. I then took back my wallet and phone and finished them off. We are to be feared greatly if we are threatened or endangered. All hail the Redheads!!