You guys probably remember my thread pleading with you to stop blindly following the Traveler, and to instead [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post?id=63818523]pledge your allegiance to the Darkness[/url].
Well it looks like Bungie has begun its public relations "spin campaign," branding us as a cult (see picture above). As you know, cults are seen as a bunch of crazy fools who prey on the weak and innocent.
Lies! LIES! This is all just a marketing campaign designed to hypnotize you into fighting for an egg in the sky! No -- [u]We are not a cult.[/u] We are strongly individualistic. We encourage disagreement, as long as you are disagreeing with Travelbots. We don't worship anything, except sorta the Darkness, but not completely. Trinary Star is about reality, not about praising the Traveler. And the reality is, the Darkness is awesome. Our mission is to inspire people to think for themselves and not be brainwashed!
So as you can see, Trinary Star (or Trinarians for short) is a hip, awesome, cool group of free thinkers who reject Bungie's implications. They want you to believe that the Darkness is "bad" and the Traveler is "good." You know what that sounds like to me? COMMUNISM.
So don't be afraid to go against Bungie's vicious slander and pledge your allegiance to our REAL savior. All hail the Darkness!
P.S. I have to say, though, that Bungie did do a nice job of rendering our cape.
Nice riposte good sir! As you get closer to the party you will find they are all dancing mechs that are standing in the middle of a giant target. A target in which my ship the noble Rebellion has an orbital strike laser aimed at. I'm pressing the trigger now good day.
Alas, your orbital cannon is powerful, but little do you know that I have activated a radio beacon to attract a full scale armada of Cabal vessels to tear your ship to shreds. As I am atomized by your formidable cannon, I can laugh softly to myself knowing that your wretched souls will be joining me soon in the Abyss...
... to be honest, eliminating the dancing mechs was the purpose of my mission to begin with. You have actually aided me, and I gladly perish to rid this galaxy of groovy automatons.