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6/21/2014 5:47:12 PM
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There is a bird outside of your window.
There it is. Staring at you, making its innocent tweets. It thinks it is so special. It thinks that because it can fly, it is a higher being than you. Are you going to take that, Flood?
What do you do?
This situation takes careful thought. Make a bad choice and you die... maybe.
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4 回复Singin' don wurey! 'Bout a thing! Cause evry little thing! Is gonna be all right! Woke up dis morning smile at the rising sun three little birds By my doorstep Singin sweet songs A melody pure and true Singin "this is my message to you-ho-hoo"
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In about 1 hour and 32 minutes on the dot there will be a bird outside my window, although some nights there are two birds, and it will chirp at the highest possible octave it could phyisially reach, and I won't be able to sleep. even though my house is airtight the sound still manages to get through the walls. If I put a pillow over my head it will block the chirping but i start sweating because its uncomfortable and feel like I can hardly breathe but that because I have such giant pillows that could easily suffocate me. I will probably spend the rest of the night watching infomericals because there there is nothing else on TV at 4 in the morning other then maybe some news channels on the east coast. By 8 I will try to get to sleep but I'm only get an hour or so of rest because sleeping in the day is difficult for me
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One of my bedroom windows opens like a door, so one day I had it open and some tiny little bird sat on my windowsill chirping away happily, I put some mixed nuts in my hand to lure it in but it just chirped and flew away happily. Above said window there is a little birds nest now.
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2 回复Get out my crossbow and shoot to tweeter between it's eyes. And then let the bird suck my nuts.
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4 回复由Banfiltrat0rN7编辑： 6/21/2014 6:29:01 PMShow that -blam!-er who's boss >Go join AF ROTC >Be competitive as -blam!- to get my ass landing in a aviation job >Get stationed at Langley AFB >Get F/A-18 >Fly F/A-18 >find that smug little bird >aim at house >dump all of my armaments >eject >pic related >bird is kill
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