It seems to me like it's happening to people who either (a) don't have their cable/satellite boxes running through their Xbox One or (b) people who haven't calibrated their Kinect properly. I tried doing this with my Xbox One and it didn't work. Still funny as hell, though.

False. Anyone can control the Xbox One with their voice.

Don't let my wife find out

Haha. Take out the trash. IN A MINUTE. NOW!!! I just need to finish this level! Xbox Turn Off....Yes. GOD DAMN YOU WOMAN! (I would leave the last part out if you don't want to sleep on the couch)